Free time – Cynics have more free time than anyone I know. Seriously, loads of it.  Rarely are we encumbered by important (stressful, anyways) jobs -which is cool, ’cause working for the man is for lemmings. Mo’ money, mo taxes. We’re free to travel, if that’s what you’re into, I guess. But usually it’s too tough because of the money/taxes issue. Airlines are always trying to make a buck. And we don’t waste money or time by going to the gym, because the gym is for narcissists.

You’re always successful. This one is maybe my favorite relish. Seriously, you just have to shift your perspective. Success is not how your friends define it, it’s not having a family or health or meaningful work – no that’s what they want you to think. Success is just the opposite of failure. Which is cool, ‘cause cynics are impervious to failure…you can’t fail if it’s not your fault. And believe me, it’s never our fault. Our success is found in the absence of failure. If you don’t risk, you don’t fail, and if you don’t fail, you succeed. And, you’re welcome.

Prognostication: Seriously, there’s no one better at telling their own future than the cynic. This doesn’t work as well with other people, though. Probably because they are going to fail eventually, anyway.

You’re never alone. Despite the almost unlimited opportunity born into to anyone with American citizenship, there’s legions of jaded hopesucking enablers out there. Seriously, you can pretty much find us anywhere; schools, malls, churches – come on down, there’s always room at the bottom.

But whatever, you probably won’t come anyways.

 

First, I want to say thank you sincerely to anyone who’s been reading these dumb words every night. Seriously. I almost know who exactly you are (Google analytics has pretty much increased my lurking tenfold.) The Internet is awash with every kind of talent; I cant thank you enough for spending even a second with these words. I realize it’s now only the seventh day of this chapter, but writing every single night has been such a beautiful burden.

A coworker today, checking in on this month’s progress, asked how I’d been doing. She asked delicately, as if asking a burn victim, afraid to touch his skin. I think maybe that she was afraid that all of the introspection had made me too sensitive.

But almost the opposite is true. Spending time writing had been absolutely amazing, I suspect the same is true for anyone sweating through the difficult labor of pursuing their passions. And it has been tough, but necessary and good for so many reasons.

1) I get to be alone. For the most part, writing is a pretty solitary indulgence. But it’s a good one. I’ve spent hours this week at coffeeshops, my face twisted in frustration, adjusting the rabbit ears of my soul, trying to channel my inner-Don Miller. Writing offers me an escape from interruption, a kind of meditation and a way to connect to something bigger than myself – even if for only a few minutes.

2) I get to sort myself out. And It’s a strange process, writing is. Most of the time it’s the kind of persecution I’d employ if i were trying to learn my enemy’s secrets. But sometimes, That enemy is me and it’s my knots that need undoing.

3) Writing brings you into the other. There’s a profound elemental mystery in writing. In our small, human way, it’s a way to speak something into nothing; participate in a tangibly divine act. Forcing the immaterial into the immediate material. It always changes something. And, in a world where apathy is expected. I’m ok with that.

So, thats why I do it, or at least this week it is. What about you? Why do you write?

 

I thought they were having an affair, but it’s much worse than that.

Affairs always end one way, but this is much worse.

She’s beautiful, her hair, while once en vogue, is styled, but no longer stylish. An oval face with nearly perfect skin, probably late-thirties, early-forties.
I’ve never seen such an intense look; she hasn’t broken his gaze once. He’s handsome but not too much so, someone out of an older soap opera; dated clothes and matching hair.

“After this, you’re going to be a better mother.” He says.

She plays with her hair, and apparently thinks Radiohead “sounds a lot like Neal Young.”

“The place is real nice, the judge is real nice.” She says.

They’ve each removed their reading glasses and placed them on the table on top of loose papers. He has a accordion file-folder, she has water purchased elsewhere and a tall coffee.

“I would never mess up a ‘seven and seven’” she says. “There’s a very real way to make those, and I’m the best.”

She gazes, he returns. His face doesn’t match his voice, sounds like he’s missing teeth, but I looked at him, he wasn’t missing teeth. She plays with hair, studies her water bottle, spins her reading glasses and returns his gaze. God, I wish they were just having an affair.

“Step three is giving it to a higher power. God, Jesus, Buddha, Dionysus, you can make one up if you want to, but you’ve got to give it to a higher power.”

He starts telling a story; animated and convincing. She smiles a weak smile and buries her head.

He stops the story.

“Do you think I’ll get my daughter back?” She asks, her voice surprisingly composed.

“I don’t know. You have to stop drinking” The man says.

“I really hope so.”

“I hope so too.”

I wish it were just an affair.

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